Bush IS Hitler

Maybe it’s unfair of me to say Bush IS Hitler. Even though Bush was born on the exact day that Hitler died, I’m not 100% sure that Bush is the actual reincarnation of Hitler. There is maybe a 1 in a billion chance that he’s not. And if that’s the case, saying that Bush is Hitler wouldn’t be fair to Hitler.

Don’t get me wrong; Hitler was not a nice guy. There was that whole Jew thing and whatnot.

But consider the singular evil that is Bush:

IraKKK, Afghani$tan, KKKarl Rove, Dead-Eye DicKKK Che$neyburton (who shot a man in Texas just to watch him die), Don Rum$feldeone, Aunt Condaleezamima’s KKKonverted Rice, Hurricane KKKatrina, KKKristian Theocracy, the Theft of 2 EleKKKtion$, Abu Ghraib, the Torture of Innocent Muslim Freedom Fighters, the Torture of Innocent Foo Fighters, Hate Crimes, Haliburton, Global Warming, Racism, Racial Profiling, Prejudice, White People, Homelessness, Divisiveness, Disparity, Disenfranchisement, Disproportionateness, Distemper, Non-Diversity, Non-Inclusiveness, Social Injustice, Insensitivity, the Growing Gap Between the Rich and the Poor, High Gas Prices, No Hate Crimes Legislation, No Free Health Care, No Gay Marriage, and his Refusal to Pay For My Gender Reassignment Surgery!

Maybe someday in the distant future, someone will again say, “So-and-so is Hitler.” But I pray (metaphorically) that nobody will ever have to say, “So-and-so is Bush”!