Bush IS Hitler

“You say puh-TEY-toh, I say puh-TAH-toh.” Or so it would seem.

The very learned and esteemed Professor Kurgman has posited that AmeriKKKa is now once again merely AmeriKa. I must respectfully disagree.

Although The Peoples have successfully regained control of the House and the Senate, I do not believe that warrants a drop in the defKon ‘K’ rating down to merely one K. In my opinion, due to the singular evil that IS Bush, AmeriKKa must still be spelled with two ‘K’s, down only one from its former three.

This has become quite a bone of contention, with Professor Kurgman proclaiming that his 3 PhDs trump my 2 PhDs and 3 Master’s Degrees, while I maintain that a full house beats 3 of a kind.

In the mean time, while we await the correct decision from The Party on this crucial divisive issue, Professor Kurgman stubbornly insists on saying “AmeriKa”, while I shall steadfastly refer to “AmeriKKa”.