Bush IS Hitler

National Intelligence Estimate: “Bush IQ: 10”
September 27, 2006, 7:24 am
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As reported in the New York Times, a recently leaked National Intelligence Estimate, estimates that Bush has an Intelligence Quotient of 10. The ReiKKK-Wingers are spinning this as “a perfect 10”, but unfortunately, the scale is from 1 to 200, with 100 being average. If the estimate is correct, this would place Bush’s intelligence slightly above all but the most intelligent of garden slugs. And of course you get 10 points just for writing your name and wiping your own ass (although many believe Laura does both for him).

Still think he didn’t “just see something shiny”?

Welcome chasjazzbo
September 26, 2006, 5:09 am
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This is just a welcome to someone who (even though he was a “Nixon Youth” brown-shirt) is an old and dear friend. If you’re not him, “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain” (not that this blog gets much attention anyway).

French Say ODB is Dead; Clinton Vindicated
September 25, 2006, 7:29 am
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On the same day that Bill Clinton mourned, with the class that was the hallmark of his presidency , that he had failed to capture or kill Bin Laden, a French newspaper revealed that bin Laden is dead!

Well this a no-brainer. After Bill Clinton stained Monica’s dress, he lobbed a couple of cruise missiles at an aspirin factory in Sudan. This created an aspirin cloud that covered the entire region, leading to an “Aspirin Winter”. All aspirin bottles contain a warning about possible kidney damage. Everyone knows that ODB has had kidney problems, and he obviously succumbed, due to Clinton’s bombing.

How fortunate that this news comes out on the same day that Clinton thought he had failed. It turns out that the man from Hope succeeded!

And oh how I remember Newt GinGrinchWhoStoleRamadan standing up on the floor of the Senate after Clinton bombed the aspirin factory saying, “Bubba, stop obsessing about ODB! It’s much more important that we impeach you on a partisan vote for having 100% consensual non-sex with an intern on government property during working hours, which is your own personal private business, and has nothing to do with potential perjury (depending upon your definition of the word “is”)… than your silly obsession with the completely harmless ODB and al Wu-Tang Clan-Qaeda.

It just goes to show that the effects of Saint Bill’s Blessed Presidency are still being revealed to this day, and Republicans are poopy-heads.

Clinton Finally Protests “Path to 9/11”
September 23, 2006, 6:26 am
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Although he and his former administration did nothing to try to stop the Reich-wing-propaganda hit-piece “Path to 9/11” before it aired, Bill Clinton is finally speaking up, and you HAVE to see Clinton put those gesticulating Nazis in their place!

It’s a teaser for an interview with Bill Clinton on Faux News “Sunday” (that I saw on a Friday; they even lie about what day it is!)

The announcer says, “…Bill Clinton who is speaking out, angrily, about criticism that his administration did not catch or kill the Al Qaeda leader. He said the same people who accuse him now of doing too little, once accused him of focusing too much on bin Laden.”

They cut to Bill saying angrily, “At least I tried. That’s the difference in (sic) me and some, including all the right-wingers who are attacking me now. They ridicule me for trying. They had 8 months to try. They did NOT try. I tried. So I tried and failed.”

Although I’m a Progressive, I know that I was one of those who accused Bill of focusing too much on bin Laden, and I am SO sorry. If only I hadn’t criticized Bill, he would have sent a policeman to Afghanistan to arrest bin Laden, and then he could have gotten on with the business of creating even more blow-jobs in America.

NJ Gov. McGreevy Inspires Me to Come Out
September 23, 2006, 6:06 am
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I saw Jim McGreevy on Oprah and read his book excerpts, and if he can do it, so can I. So:

My truth is that… I am a Progressive-American.

And it’s a boastful, passionate, whispering, masculine kind of Progressivism. The kind of Progressivism that undresses you and kisses you, and for the first time in your life, it means what it’s supposed to mean, sending you through the roof. The kind that pulls you to the bed and…

Err, umm.

Bush is Hitler!

What Is He Smirking About?
September 15, 2006, 2:40 am
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I look at the picture of Bush at the top of my blog, and I can’t help but wonder what he’s pointing at and laughing about.

It was taken at a PNAC (Project for a Nazi AmeriKKKan Century) convention in 1998, when they had decided to install Bush as dictator.

Is he saying, “Look, there’s some poor people. Let’s steal from them to give to my rich KKKorporate KKKronies.”

Is he saying, “That spot over there would be a good place to torture Muslim Freedom Fighters.”

Or did he just see something shiny?

What do YOU think?

Bush IS Hitler (part 2)
September 15, 2006, 2:13 am
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Maybe it’s unfair of me to say Bush IS Hitler. Even though Bush was born on the exact day that Hitler died, I’m not 100% sure that Bush is the actual reincarnation of Hitler. There is maybe a 1 in a billion chance that he’s not. And if that’s the case, saying that Bush is Hitler wouldn’t be fair to Hitler.

Don’t get me wrong; Hitler was not a nice guy. There was that whole Jew thing and whatnot.

But consider the singular evil that is Bush:

IraKKK, Afghani$tan, KKKarl Rove, Dead-Eye DicKKK Che$neyburton (who shot a man in Texas just to watch him die), Don Rum$feldeone, Aunt Condaleezamima’s KKKonverted Rice, Hurricane KKKatrina, KKKristian Theocracy, the Theft of 2 EleKKKtion$, Abu Ghraib, the Torture of Innocent Muslim Freedom Fighters, the Torture of Innocent Foo Fighters, Hate Crimes, Haliburton, Global Warming, Racism, Racial Profiling, Prejudice, White People, Homelessness, Divisiveness, Disparity, Disenfranchisement, Disproportionateness, Distemper, Non-Diversity, Non-Inclusiveness, Social Injustice, Insensitivity, the Growing Gap Between the Rich and the Poor, High Gas Prices, No Hate Crimes Legislation, No Free Health Care, No Gay Marriage, and his Refusal to Pay For My Gender Reassignment Surgery!

Maybe someday in the distant future, someone will again say, “So-and-so is Hitler.” But I pray (metaphorically) that nobody will ever have to say, “So-and-so is Bush”!

Bush IS Hitler
September 14, 2006, 7:28 am
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Bush IS Hitler!

There. I’ve finally gone and said it.

Somone had to say it, and I am proud to be the very first to say it. But I hope I’m not the last.

Perhaps my courage in saying it will give someone else the courage to say it too.

I hope that someone is… you!

About Me
September 13, 2006, 9:21 am
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Born and raised in Salt Lake City, Utah, Speaks Truth to Chimps burned her first bra to protest Nixon’s illegal/immoral war when she was an 8-year-old boy (“my parents were very progressive”).

She then burned many more of her bras during Ray-Gun’s illegal/immoral invasion of the sovereign nation of Grenada; Bush Sr.’s illegal/immoral invasion of the soveign nations of Panama and Kuwait; and her lingerie bill has positively gone through the roof during the Bu$hHitlerBurton regime’s illegal/immoral invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq.

Currently working as an Activist, Speaks Truth to Chimps spends her spare time speaking about herself in the 3rd person, and awaiting the end of the current regime so that an enlightened progressive govenment will finally pay for her gender reassignment surgery.