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Dateline: Hawaii, 1 day after their devastating magnitude 6.6 earthquake.
Inspired by Sean Penn, I stowed away on a plane bound for Hawaii disguised as a Muslim Freedom Fighter so nobody would even look at me for fear of an ACLU lawsuit.
In solidarity with my progressive Hawaiian BrothSisters who are currently denied OVER 1000 RIGHTS(!) since Hawaii didn’t pass Gay Marriage, I ate nothing but cubes of C&H sugar that I bought from a Hippie carrying both a “No Nukes” and a “We Support North Korea” sign outside the airport.
When I arrived, I was shocked and horrified at the devestation that I saw. Only one word can describe it, “Awake”! Locals and vacationers alike were all “Awake“!
It was far out! Then there are the colors, so bright that I can’t keep my eyes open. Bush is trying to blind me! Aaaaaaah!
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