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travellers Americans. Imagine, if you will, that you are in a bar, and that behind the bar is me, John Kerry, dispensing beverages as though I were an ordinary man. I know, I know, it stretches the imagination to an almost unfathomable level, but bear with me. Now imagine that 19 American retards Troops come into that very bar.
I say to them, “There are so many of you. How many exactly are there of you, if you are able to count to such a high number?”
Well, after all their shoes are removed, and in one case, their pants (one
retard Troop was counting too high), along with much confusion and mirth, they finally come to a consensus and say, “19.”
And I reply, and this is the funny part, “I asked how many of you there were, not the average of your Intelligence Quotients!”
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