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In celebration of our victory, I, for one, marched out to the middle of Main St., stripped off my clothes and started masturbating loudly while shouting, “F— Bush!”
Just as I was about to get “The Big O”, a Police-person tried to arrest me.
I screamed out, “Don’t try to force your religion on me you Fascist, Bushite, ReiKKK-Wing Anti-Revolutionary Pig, or you’ll have to answer to House-Speaker Nancy Pelosi!”
Needless to say, I’m still on Main St., posting this message with one hand.
How are the rest of you celebrating our Great Victory?
(Text message sent via DNC-supplied wireless Blackberry)
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