Bush IS Hitler

Poll: How Are YOU Celebrating The Great Victory of the Peoples!
November 9, 2006, 12:12 am
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In celebration of our victory, I, for one, marched out to the middle of Main St., stripped off my clothes and started masturbating loudly while shouting, “F— Bush!”

Just as I was about to get “The Big O”, a Police-person tried to arrest me.

I screamed out, “Don’t try to force your religion on me you Fascist, Bushite, ReiKKK-Wing Anti-Revolutionary Pig, or you’ll have to answer to House-Speaker Nancy Pelosi!”

Needless to say, I’m still on Main St., posting this message with one hand.

How are the rest of you celebrating our Great Victory?

(Text message sent via DNC-supplied wireless Blackberry)

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There will be a spontaneous celebration tonight. Members of the party are encouraged to go smash and break things, especially synagogues and churches. Don’t torch the mosques though, they’re our buddies. Prosit!

Comment by Goebbels

I’m celebrating by only eating and drinking items from communist countries!!

Comment by jimmyb


That is an excellent choice! Cuban cigars, Soviet Vodka, and of course Sake from China. These are all most celebratory!

Comment by Speaks Truth to Chimps

John 3:16-18
“For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,[f] that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son.

Comment by Jason

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