Bush IS Hitler

Poll: How Are YOU Celebrating The Great Victory of the Peoples!
November 9, 2006, 12:12 am
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In celebration of our victory, I, for one, marched out to the middle of Main St., stripped off my clothes and started masturbating loudly while shouting, “F— Bush!”

Just as I was about to get “The Big O”, a Police-person tried to arrest me.

I screamed out, “Don’t try to force your religion on me you Fascist, Bushite, ReiKKK-Wing Anti-Revolutionary Pig, or you’ll have to answer to House-Speaker Nancy Pelosi!”

Needless to say, I’m still on Main St., posting this message with one hand.

How are the rest of you celebrating our Great Victory?

(Text message sent via DNC-supplied wireless Blackberry)

Democrats Sweep House, Senate, Court, Presidency!
November 7, 2006, 2:04 am
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WASHINGTON (Reuters) – In what can only be described as a tsunami of victory, the Democrats tonight won every House seat, and all of the up-for-grabs Senate seats bringing them to a 60 seat majority in that body.

In a surprise twist, moderates on the Supreme Court, led by Ruth Bader Ginsburg, clubbed the conservative members of the Court to death with their gavels, and then marched towards the White House.

Mr. Bush, along with Mr. Cheney and Karl Rove, had apparently seen which way the winds were blowing and had vacated Washington D.C.

Mr. Bush was apprehended a few hours later hiding in a “spider-hole” on the outskirts of Virginia. Unshaved and unkempt, Bush surrendered without incident and was taken to a hospital where he was examined by a doctor, de-loused, and de-wormed. It is expected that he will be put on trial for Crimes against Humanity in the near future.

Karl Rove, and an obese bald man reportedly muttering “F— off Rove,” and, “Go f— yourself Rove,” who might or might not be Mr. Cheney, were last seen in the mountainous border region between Pakistan and Afghanistan.

President Nancy Pelosi, who as House Speaker was 3rd in line behind Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney, was sworn in by Chief Justice Ginsburg shortly after Mr. Bush was apprehended.

“This is the greatest day in American History,” said President Pelosi at her first news conference. Her subsequent remarks were drowned out by the cheers and applause of the gathered crowd.

Saddam Hussein Found Guilty; Bush Still At Large
November 5, 2006, 12:06 pm
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Saddam Hussein was found guilty of something or another today, but I ask you, “Who is the REAL criminal?”

Who actually HAS Weapons of Mass Destruction? Bush, that’s who!

Who invaded a Sovereign Nation? Bush, that’s who!

Who killed 500,000 civilians (and counting) in Iraq? Bush, that’s who!

Who committed atrocities at Abu Ghraib? Bush, that’s who!

Who lied to start a war? Bush, that’s who (Bush lied, people died)!

Who spied on his own people? Bush, that’s who (Bush spied, the Statue of Liberty cried)!

Who killed 6 million Zionists in a previous life? Bush, that’s who!

Who stole 2 elections, and then deposed a president who was elected with 100% of the vote (Saddam Hussein)? Bush, that’s who!

Who refuses to pay for my gender reassignment surgery? Bush, that’s who!

So, anyone with half a brain can plainly see that the wrong man was on trial!

NY Times: Saddam less than 1 Year Away From Nukes. Reinstall Him!
November 3, 2006, 10:54 pm
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Thank you New York Times! You came across this incredible story where you say:

Experts say that at the time, Mr. Hussein’s scientists were on the verge of building an atom bomb, as little as a year away.” (the last paragraph of page 1, you will need to subscribe to the NY Times to see it if this one of my older posts).

And you BURIED the story, and somehow managed to turn it into an anti-Bush/Bush is incompetent story to boot!

By buried, I mean that Sludge had it as a breaking story last night, and Rush-from-drugs Lim-bow-wow mentioned it this morning, yet it took me forever to find it (I’m not a subscriber to the NY Times; Welfare doesn’t cover that).

Four days before an election, and you finally put to rest the “Bush Lied!/No WMDs!” mantra, and you bury it! You should be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, the Order of Lenin, the Red Banner of Labor, and all other Progressive Medals. In fact we should create a new medal just for you! Perhaps the Order of Newspapers Unworthy Of The Honor Of Lining My Pigeon Cage, If I Had Any Pigeons!

I have heard many Progressives say that we should reinstall Saddam Hussein, and of course they’re so right. With Iran on the verge of nukes, wouldn’t the world be such a much better place if Saddam Hussein were still in power with nukes to counterbalance Iran?

I Can’t Wait for Wednesday
November 3, 2006, 12:52 am
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I think we Progressives shouldn’t count our chickens just yet, after all, Kerry, with his “botched joke”, did just shoot us in the foot. But, there is the definite sound of pecking coming from the shells.

I said to myself (with glee) back in May, the Repukes are going to lose the House and maybe the Senate if they pass that “Comprehensive Immigration Reform” bill.

Even though the KKKonservatives in the House finally rejected it, there was such anger from their base and from independents that (surprisingly) even the recent “Border Fence” bill didn’t seem to make a difference.

Our Progressive demagoguery of Social Security reform, of (Bush’s tone-deaf) Dubai Ports deal, of the Mark Foley scandal (with the help of our friends at “Big Media”, conflating innocent emails that Hastert knew about with dirty IMs that he didn’t), and Big Media’s constant reporting of “another bloody day in Iraq” whether our troops were involved or not, as though it were Bush, and not the Muslim Freedom Fighters who were causing the “bloody day”… All these things the Repukes could have withstood. They were used to it; but not that immigration bill (special kudos to John McCain here).

I ESPECIALLY appreciated the way Big Media failed to report on “Another bloody day in America; 3 people died from drive-by shootings in East L.A.” as they were reporting, “Another bloody day in Iraq; 3 people died from a roadside bombing in Baghdad.”

Even if I had dropped enough acid to be a Repuke (pheh, ptui), I couldn’t share the optimism of the ReiKKK-Wingers who say, “I’m going to teach the Republicans a lesson by not voting, that way we’ll get some TRUE conservatives elected in ’08, because they’ll see how bad the Democrats are.”

The truth is that our friends in Big Media will never expose Nancy Pelosi as a radical Progressive. They’ll pay no attention to anything questionable she says, unless it’s SO outrageous that they can’t ignore it. And she’s smarter shrewder than Charlie Rangel (who Faux News puts on all the time just to scare the Repuke base) and people like John “Reparations” Conyers.

More money will come pouring in because of power. Investigations of irrelevant things that have already been investigated will happen. Pelosi will be elevated to virtual (secular) sainthood; a veritable Moses, who led her people to the Promised Land. With no blunders on her part, we’ll be seeing a Pelosi / Obama ticket in ’08 (Kerry’s gone, Hillary’s unelectable), and don’t be surprised to see the Repukes wandering in the wilderness for 40 years.

Just imagine the joy of it! Your children in kindergarten will be forced to kiss classmates of the same sex on the lips to, “get rid of that yucky Homophobia.” Guns won’t be banned, but bullets and gunpowder will be (there’s nothing in the KKKonstitution about those)! Hate-speech will be outlawed; therefore all Repukes are going to jail! Reparations to the entire world! No more KKKristianity! No borders! No war! No violence! All of humanity and animality and plantity living in perfect harmony! I’m having a brain orgasm!

Wake me when it’s Wednesday…

Amendment? He Don’t Need to Read No Stinking Amendment!
October 31, 2006, 12:03 am
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Michael J. Fox (better known as Alex P. McFly) admitted on “This Week with George Staphylococcus”, that he hadn’t bothered to read a Missouri Constitutional Amendment before he endorsed it and all things Democrat.

He didn’t NEED to read it! Democrats told him that it was a very nice Constitutional Amendment. And that it was a very good Constitutional Amendment. What more could anyone need to know!

Come on you ReiKKK Winger$, have a heart (I’m obviously asking the impossible)! The man has a disease that has deprived the world of “A Family Ties Reunion”, “Back to the Future 4” and “Teen Wolf 3”! What? You actually want to make him suffer even more by forcing him to read all of the legal mumbo-jumbo in a silly little Constitutional Amendment? What next? Are you going to nail a puppy’s paw to the ground and then criticize it for running in circles, you heartless Nazis?

Right-Wing NJ Court Energizes GOP Base
October 27, 2006, 5:12 pm
Filed under: Republican Dirty Tricks, Uncategorized

The New Jersey State Supreme Court just ordered the Legislature to implement Gay Marriage or its equivalent.

The timing of this ruling is beyond suspicious, coming as it does right before an election where the RepukeliKKKan base had all but deserted them. The Court could have waited until the day after the election, so Nancy Peligrosi and Harry Reid would have been elected and implemented Gay Marriage nationally. But instead, these ReiKKK-Wing hacks in black robes ordered Gay Marriage in a tiny little nothing state like New Jersey, just in time to energize the RepublicaNazi base right before the election!

Hey New Jersey State Supreme Court! How much did KKKarl Rove pay you?