It has been reported that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, and Senate Majority Whip Dick Durbin have had LUNCH with Bush!
Traitors! All of them!
While it might occasionally be unavoidable to be in the same room with a typical garden-variety knuckle-dragging racist bigoted homophobic sister-raping genocidal RepukeliNazi, doing so knowingly would be cause for grave concern. Merely speaking with any RepukeliNazi is grounds for a long stint at a re-education center. But voluntarily having lunch with a RepukeliNazi? Unthinkable! And having lunch with the most evil entity in the history of the Universe? My head is exploding!
First, we must do a DNA match to make sure the actual Pelosi, Reid and Durbin have been returned to us instead of “Stepford” substitutes.
Then, if they are who they claim to be, let the Purge begin! Through gubernatorial appointments, we could have a true Dream Team at the helm. Picture Michael Moore as Senate Majority Leader and Al Sharpton, or better yet, Jesse Jackson as House Speaker!
Who would be your Dream Team of leaders in the House and Senate?
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In celebration of our victory, I, for one, marched out to the middle of Main St., stripped off my clothes and started masturbating loudly while shouting, “F— Bush!”
Just as I was about to get “The Big O”, a Police-person tried to arrest me.
I screamed out, “Don’t try to force your religion on me you Fascist, Bushite, ReiKKK-Wing Anti-Revolutionary Pig, or you’ll have to answer to House-Speaker Nancy Pelosi!”
Needless to say, I’m still on Main St., posting this message with one hand.
How are the rest of you celebrating our Great Victory?
(Text message sent via DNC-supplied wireless Blackberry)
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WASHINGTON (Reuters) – In what can only be described as a tsunami of victory, the Democrats tonight won every House seat, and all of the up-for-grabs Senate seats bringing them to a 60 seat majority in that body.
In a surprise twist, moderates on the Supreme Court, led by Ruth Bader Ginsburg, clubbed the conservative members of the Court to death with their gavels, and then marched towards the White House.
Mr. Bush, along with Mr. Cheney and Karl Rove, had apparently seen which way the winds were blowing and had vacated Washington D.C.
Mr. Bush was apprehended a few hours later hiding in a “spider-hole” on the outskirts of Virginia. Unshaved and unkempt, Bush surrendered without incident and was taken to a hospital where he was examined by a doctor, de-loused, and de-wormed. It is expected that he will be put on trial for Crimes against Humanity in the near future.
Karl Rove, and an obese bald man reportedly muttering “F— off Rove,” and, “Go f— yourself Rove,” who might or might not be Mr. Cheney, were last seen in the mountainous border region between Pakistan and Afghanistan.
President Nancy Pelosi, who as House Speaker was 3rd in line behind Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney, was sworn in by Chief Justice Ginsburg shortly after Mr. Bush was apprehended.
“This is the greatest day in American History,” said President Pelosi at her first news conference. Her subsequent remarks were drowned out by the cheers and applause of the gathered crowd.
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I received this heart-breaking email from a senior citizen the other day, reminding all of us Progressives why it’s so important to vote on Wednesday, November 8th.
Dear Speaks Truth to Chimps,
I am a senior citizen.
During the Clinton Administration I had an extremely good and well paying job.
I took numerous vacations and had several vacation homes.
Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the worse.
I lost my job.
I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraq War.
I lost my homes.
I lost my health insurance.
As a matter of fact I lost virtually everything and became homeless.
Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an animal, instead of helping me, they arrested me.
I will do anything that Senator Kerry and Nancy Pelosi want, to ensure that Democrats regain power.
Bush has to go.
Saddam Hussein was found guilty of something or another today, but I ask you, “Who is the REAL criminal?”
Who actually HAS Weapons of Mass Destruction? Bush, that’s who!
Who invaded a Sovereign Nation? Bush, that’s who!
Who killed 500,000 civilians (and counting) in Iraq? Bush, that’s who!
Who committed atrocities at Abu Ghraib? Bush, that’s who!
Who lied to start a war? Bush, that’s who (Bush lied, people died)!
Who spied on his own people? Bush, that’s who (Bush spied, the Statue of Liberty cried)!
Who killed 6 million Zionists in a previous life? Bush, that’s who!
Who stole 2 elections, and then deposed a president who was elected with 100% of the vote (Saddam Hussein)? Bush, that’s who!
Who refuses to pay for my gender reassignment surgery? Bush, that’s who!
So, anyone with half a brain can plainly see that the wrong man was on trial!
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I was just officially named “Hero of Gulagosphere”
Gulagosphere is an answer to the right-wing Pajamas Media conglomerate of capitalist lackeys.
In addition, “Bush IS Hitler” was accepted into “The Worldwide Network of Party Organs” with the comment, “Excellent blog. Very progressive. Very useful.”
This is a high honor indeed, and I am very proud. If only Lenin were still alive to see this day.
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Thank you New York Times! You came across this incredible story where you say:
“Experts say that at the time, Mr. Hussein’s scientists were on the verge of building an atom bomb, as little as a year away.” (the last paragraph of page 1, you will need to subscribe to the NY Times to see it if this one of my older posts).
And you BURIED the story, and somehow managed to turn it into an anti-Bush/Bush is incompetent story to boot!
By buried, I mean that Sludge had it as a breaking story last night, and Rush-from-drugs Lim-bow-wow mentioned it this morning, yet it took me forever to find it (I’m not a subscriber to the NY Times; Welfare doesn’t cover that).
Four days before an election, and you finally put to rest the “Bush Lied!/No WMDs!” mantra, and you bury it! You should be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, the Order of Lenin, the Red Banner of Labor, and all other Progressive Medals. In fact we should create a new medal just for you! Perhaps the Order of Newspapers Unworthy Of The Honor Of Lining My Pigeon Cage, If I Had Any Pigeons!
I have heard many Progressives say that we should reinstall Saddam Hussein, and of course they’re so right. With Iran on the verge of nukes, wouldn’t the world be such a much better place if Saddam Hussein were still in power with nukes to counterbalance Iran?