Bush IS Hitler

Where is Bush During Hawaii’s “Katrina”?
October 16, 2006, 10:19 pm
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Dateline: Hawaii, 1 day after their devastating magnitude 6.6 earthquake.

Inspired by Sean Penn, I stowed away on a plane bound for Hawaii disguised as a Muslim Freedom Fighter so nobody would even look at me for fear of an ACLU lawsuit.

In solidarity with my progressive Hawaiian BrothSisters who are currently denied OVER 1000 RIGHTS(!) since Hawaii didn’t pass Gay Marriage, I ate nothing but cubes of C&H sugar that I bought from a Hippie carrying both a “No Nukes” and a “We Support North Korea” sign outside the airport.

When I arrived, I was shocked and horrified at the devestation that I saw. Only one word can describe it, “Awake”! Locals and vacationers alike were all “Awake!

It was far out! Then there are the colors, so bright that I can’t keep my eyes open. Bush is trying to blind me! Aaaaaaah!

Fabio to Help us Seize Back Power!
October 14, 2006, 12:35 pm
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I believe we Democrats have finally found a way to sieze back our rightful Evolution-given power. We’re going to start running pretty candidates!

Think of it! Fabio for President. Matt Damon for VP. Tom Cruise for Secretary of state! Don’t your panties get wet just thinking about it?

How Many More “October Surprises”?
October 11, 2006, 7:28 pm
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How many more October Surprises will there be? First Bush gets North Korea to detonate a “nuke”, to remind people how scary the world is (although it’s only scary because of Bush). Then he gets someone to ram a plane into a building in NY to remind people of 9/11. How many more tricks does he have up his sleeve to keep people’s minds off of the real issues: Gay Republicans!

Way to Go, Little Kim!
October 10, 2006, 8:52 pm
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Poor sensitive little Kim was toking his Jong and just Il-lin’, when ReichsFuehrer Bush suddenly called him “Axis, Bold As Evil”. So of course 2 months later he announces he made some nukes. If someone called me that, I’d make nukes faster than you could say, “Two odols of Clispy Flied Dog to go prease.”

Jimmy Carter knew how to deal with sensitive quasi-divine “President for Eternity”s:

One of Carter’s first acts in office was to order the unilateral removal of all nuclear weapons from South Korea. He also announced his intention to remove all US troops from South Korea. During his first month in office he cut the defense budget by $6 Billion” (can’t we make him run again?).

For 30 years after that, North Korea put aside their nukeyuler ambitions until Chimpy McHitler flapped his yap with his hate-speech. Therefore, we should 1) Surrender in Iraq, Afghanistan, Italy, Germany, and Japan, and apologize for imposing Democracy on them at the point of a gun. 2) Unilaterally disband our military and transfer all our nukeyuler weapons to North Korea. 3) Elect Democrats in November (maybe this should have been first).

This would show the world, and North Korea, that they have nothing to fear from us. I’m sure that then, the rest of the world would likewise lay down their arms, and we could all join together to fight the really big problems, like Global Warming etc. (see Bush IS Hitler (part 2) ).

Like the Holocaust, Never Forget Helen Chenoweth
October 3, 2006, 12:37 am
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Today I clicked on a link that, instead of where it was supposed to, took me to the DemocratUnderground’s orgy of Progressive thankfulness that (former ReNaziCant Rep.) Helen Chenoweth died today in a traffic accident. They agree (as do we all) that “The world is a better place without her”, “No tears shed here”, “She was a corporate whore and sell out to big business”, “Ding Dong the wicked witch is dead”, “Good!”, “what a bitch”, “The fishies & the forests are smilin’ tonight!”, and in response to, “wish DUers here had better sense than to gloat”, “You didn’t know the bitch Helen, did you?”

My uncle died in a traffic accident a year ago next week, and my aunt was touch and go for awhile and has to use a walker. My uncle was a Democrat (not sure about the aunt, although she’s KKKristian), so fortunately I wasn’t forced to laugh in my aunt and cousin’s faces with glee and do an Irish Jig on my uncle’s grave during the funeral, that another non-Progressive had bitten the dust (1 down, half the country to go).

Sometimes I lose track… Who’s currently ahead in the race to hate Republicans the most? Is it we Progressives, or the Religion Of Peace?

National Intelligence Estimate: “Bush IQ: 10”
September 27, 2006, 7:24 am
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As reported in the New York Times, a recently leaked National Intelligence Estimate, estimates that Bush has an Intelligence Quotient of 10. The ReiKKK-Wingers are spinning this as “a perfect 10”, but unfortunately, the scale is from 1 to 200, with 100 being average. If the estimate is correct, this would place Bush’s intelligence slightly above all but the most intelligent of garden slugs. And of course you get 10 points just for writing your name and wiping your own ass (although many believe Laura does both for him).

Still think he didn’t “just see something shiny”?

Welcome chasjazzbo
September 26, 2006, 5:09 am
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This is just a welcome to someone who (even though he was a “Nixon Youth” brown-shirt) is an old and dear friend. If you’re not him, “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain” (not that this blog gets much attention anyway).

French Say ODB is Dead; Clinton Vindicated
September 25, 2006, 7:29 am
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On the same day that Bill Clinton mourned, with the class that was the hallmark of his presidency , that he had failed to capture or kill Bin Laden, a French newspaper revealed that bin Laden is dead!

Well this a no-brainer. After Bill Clinton stained Monica’s dress, he lobbed a couple of cruise missiles at an aspirin factory in Sudan. This created an aspirin cloud that covered the entire region, leading to an “Aspirin Winter”. All aspirin bottles contain a warning about possible kidney damage. Everyone knows that ODB has had kidney problems, and he obviously succumbed, due to Clinton’s bombing.

How fortunate that this news comes out on the same day that Clinton thought he had failed. It turns out that the man from Hope succeeded!

And oh how I remember Newt GinGrinchWhoStoleRamadan standing up on the floor of the Senate after Clinton bombed the aspirin factory saying, “Bubba, stop obsessing about ODB! It’s much more important that we impeach you on a partisan vote for having 100% consensual non-sex with an intern on government property during working hours, which is your own personal private business, and has nothing to do with potential perjury (depending upon your definition of the word “is”)… than your silly obsession with the completely harmless ODB and al Wu-Tang Clan-Qaeda.

It just goes to show that the effects of Saint Bill’s Blessed Presidency are still being revealed to this day, and Republicans are poopy-heads.

Clinton Finally Protests “Path to 9/11”
September 23, 2006, 6:26 am
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Although he and his former administration did nothing to try to stop the Reich-wing-propaganda hit-piece “Path to 9/11” before it aired, Bill Clinton is finally speaking up, and you HAVE to see Clinton put those gesticulating Nazis in their place!

It’s a teaser for an interview with Bill Clinton on Faux News “Sunday” (that I saw on a Friday; they even lie about what day it is!)

The announcer says, “…Bill Clinton who is speaking out, angrily, about criticism that his administration did not catch or kill the Al Qaeda leader. He said the same people who accuse him now of doing too little, once accused him of focusing too much on bin Laden.”

They cut to Bill saying angrily, “At least I tried. That’s the difference in (sic) me and some, including all the right-wingers who are attacking me now. They ridicule me for trying. They had 8 months to try. They did NOT try. I tried. So I tried and failed.”

Although I’m a Progressive, I know that I was one of those who accused Bill of focusing too much on bin Laden, and I am SO sorry. If only I hadn’t criticized Bill, he would have sent a policeman to Afghanistan to arrest bin Laden, and then he could have gotten on with the business of creating even more blow-jobs in America.

NJ Gov. McGreevy Inspires Me to Come Out
September 23, 2006, 6:06 am
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I saw Jim McGreevy on Oprah and read his book excerpts, and if he can do it, so can I. So:

My truth is that… I am a Progressive-American.

And it’s a boastful, passionate, whispering, masculine kind of Progressivism. The kind of Progressivism that undresses you and kisses you, and for the first time in your life, it means what it’s supposed to mean, sending you through the roof. The kind that pulls you to the bed and…

Err, umm.

Bush is Hitler!